Research Catalog

Title

Famous fantasy character monologs : starring the not-so-wicked witch and more / Rebecca Young.

Author

Young, Rebecca, 1965-

Publication

Colorado Springs, Colo. : Meriwether Pub., [2006], ©2006.

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Details

Description

135 pages; 22 cm

Alternative Title

Fantasy character monologs

Subjects

• Monologues, American
• Characters and characteristics > Drama

Contents

The not-so-wicked witch -- Sect. 1. Monologs for girls -- The not-so-wicked witch -- Shopping-compulsive Cinderella -- The disgruntled tooth fairy -- I'm not a sea witch! I'm just on a diet -- Sneaky Snow White -- Dorothy the ungrateful -- Goldilocks, crime scene investigator -- I'm-not-a-blonde Gretel -- Sleeping like a log (and loving it!) beauty -- Desperate housewife : Mrs. Claus -- The princess and the pea-brained queen -- Thumbelina : small but sassy -- The forgetful fairy godmother -- Scissor-happy Rapunzel -- The beastly beauty -- Star-struck Little Bo Peep -- The-just-as-pretty stepsister -- Boy-crazy little Miss Muffet -- Stamp-collecting old Mother Hubbard -- Card-carrying Pocahontas -- Secret agent Little Red Riding Hood -- Dust-dealin' Tinkie -- Dog-lovin' Mary -- Not-so-forgetful Anastasia -- Crown-breaking Jill -- National pop star : rejected and in denial -- Kitten with a stolen mitten -- Living large Barbie -- The little con girl -- Angela the disgruntled babysitter -- Runaway bride : Mrs. Frankenstein -- Funky Friday forever -- Mary Boppins -- Mary the matchmaker -- Indignant patsy pig -- Wendy-Lou the whiner -- Pippi Longsock's bad hair day -- Mrs. Snack man, former Fatkins spokesperson -- Princess Liona, divorce court defendant -- Dora's dating service -- Queen without heart -- The hopping mad little red hen -- Goosey not loosey -- Ho-hum Heidi -- Alice in la-la land -- Princess Lei - caught on tape! -- Pansy Beautyhair - series of unfortunate dates -- Cruella DeMille, puppy rescuer -- Frozen-faced ice princess -- Not-so-humble heroine -- Sect. 2. Monologs for guys -- The clueless leprechaun -- The paranoid boogeyman -- Randolph the dead-nosed reindeer -- The ugly duckling -- The lonely Captain Hook -- Pig genius : the third little pig -- The completely sane emperor -- Pinocchio and the crooked cricket -- Jimmy the unlucky cricket -- Not-so-jolly Santa Claus -- The frog prince of the bachelor pad -- The unwelcome giant -- The fed-up genie -- Aladdin's real wish -- Overtime elf -- Tootin' Jack and the beans -- The big bad wolf and his sick sense of humor -- Patch the dragon -- Trading spaces Tarzan -- The boy who cried wolf -- The Easter chicken -- Arachnophobic arachnid man -- Acrophobic super-duper man -- Iron-pumping sockeye -- Hemophobic Count Dracula -- Dr. Jekyil and Mr. Hyde : separated at birth -- Jack Sprat could get not fat! -- Sorcerer's apprentice, a.k.a. the big guy's servant -- Psychotic Dr. Bill -- Bernie the color-crazed dinosaur -- Frosty, former snowball -- Ghot-huntin' dust buster -- Stuck-in-a-rut snack man -- Humpty Dumpty : assassinated -- The not-so-charming prince -- Chicken Little the prankster -- Bachelor beast -- Cupid cares less -- Hunchback of a picky dame -- From zero to Zorro -- Big feet + hairy back = no girl -- Disillusioned sandman -- Billy the man -- Piggy pen's phobia -- Kasper the seeing ghost -- Larry Plotter, ophthalmologist Wannabe -- Chuckle from the chocolate factory - six months later -- The extraterrestrial -- Advice from King Wrong -- Robbin' the woods.

ISBN

1566081165 (pbk.)

LCCN

• 2006017338
• 9781566081160

OCLC

• OCM70129037
• SCSB-5288264

Owning Institutions

Columbia University Libraries